Something about big fat sweaty (and gassy) Australian dudes who like sitting on people gets me going like nothing else. I think it's the accent 😳

All the big chub dudes who wanna use faces as seat cushions are always so far away 😔
Promise you if I was in your country id be under massive, sweaty, gassy chub ass all day gulping down your gas. But sadly we are seperated by a plane ticket lol

There's this one big guy ive been meeting with for awhile and he absolutely loves to squash and smother me under his fat body. He tells me how he holds in sll his farts throughout the day just so he can let me have em while his fat ass is in my face. I remember one time being sore from one of our meetings. Definitely love every second whenever we meet up heh 💦

What's a guy gotta do to get his face destroyed by huge, sweaty, gassy chub ass? Everyone is always so far away lol